I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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