Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
