You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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