im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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