I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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