she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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