You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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