I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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