I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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