just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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