If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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