remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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