Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Randomize
