Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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