dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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