I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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