I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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