the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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