"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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