after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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