And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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