My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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