After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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