She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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