Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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