shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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