fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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