Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
