her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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