Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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