You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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