chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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