My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Randomize
