I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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