I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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