I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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