Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize