is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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