i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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