Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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