They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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