Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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