check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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