jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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