Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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