you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
