My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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