C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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