Is it normal to miss your booty call?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
my liver is dry heaving
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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