Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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