so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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