spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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