The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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