Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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